Well, this afternoon, I have some news. Drew has told me he is officially replacing Yucky Duck with a stuffed pig -- a pig he barely knows, a pig that has been hiding in a random basket for months. Just half an hour ago, Drew made his announcement. This, after an afternoon of chilling out on the couch with Ducky. It seemed so...out of the blue. I have to admit that I am sad for Ducky. Drew has loved this Angel Dear lovie for three years without fail. And now, Ducky is being replaced, and rather cavalierly, I might add.
Dear Yucky Ducky, don't worry. Maybe Drew just needs a break. He will come around. It's not you, it's Drew. In the meantime, you can stay with me, as Drew suggested ("Mommy, Ducky is yours now. You can sleep with him tonight and bring him to work tomorrow.") I think this calls for some ice cream, don't you?
This is what Ducky looked like before he became yucky
Drew, handing over his 'ex' as his new love looks on
Sad Ducky
The happy new couple
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